Why I Won't Use NARS Products

Ok, so apparently NARS makes the best blush ever.  It's supposed to be "universally flattering," and it's one of Sephora's best-selling products.  But the shade is called Orgasm.  I just can't do it; I can't use blush in a shade called Orgasm.  But NARS doesn't stop there; no indeed.  There's a sort of spin-off, a glittery form of Orgasm, called Super Orgasm.  Now these shades are kinda peachy-pink, and I don't really do the whole peachy thing, so I guess I wouldn't buy them anyway.  I'm more a pink blush kind of gal.  But by far the worst, IMO, is the shade called Deep Throat.  There's no way I could bring myself to use any of these shades; the names are just too icky.  Call me a prude, but I'll stick with MAC's Pink Swoon, a favourite of mine.